put some bacon on it

Dear Friend, Today, I am craving a bagel and cream cheese. No – schmear! Yes,¬†schmeeeeaaaarrrrrr. A real bagel; poppy seed, perhaps, or everything. Something that leaves you with tiny seeds stuck in your teeth and the feeling that you won’t need to eat again for the rest of the day. There are¬†no real bagels here. … More put some bacon on it